Learn Chinese for the Bejing Olympics ( Really Funny )

Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.This is Really funny and worth reading.GR.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)

English - Chinese

That's not right! -Sum Ting Wong
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Are you harbouring a fugitive?- Hu Yu Hai Ding
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See me ASAP ;- Kum Hia Nao
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Stupid Man -Dum Fuk
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Small Horse -Tai Ni Po
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Did you go to the beach?- Wai Yu So Tan
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I bumped into a coffee table!- Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
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I think you need a face lift!- Chin Tu Fat
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It's very dark in here!- Wai So Dim
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I thought you were on a diet!- Wai Yu Mun Ching
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This is a tow away zone!- No Pah King
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Our meeting is scheduled for next week!- Wai Yu Kum Nao

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Staying out of sight -Lei Ying Lo
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He's cleaning his automobile -Wa Shing Ka
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Your body odour is offensive -Yu Stin Ki Pu
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Great- Fa Kin Su Pa

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